B.A.B.

I love the comments, emails and text messages from people regarding the blog; I'm glad you're all enjoying my grey matter.

Sometimes people ask me questions regarding decisions and situations in their lives. I usually tell them what they don't want to hear, but what they need to hear.
And the rest of the time, people ask me questions that defy explanation, such as this:

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February 10th, 2009 - 12:16 pm

Q: Mike, when did Asian girls start getting amazing asses?

A: In 2002 the Chinese and surrounding nations started a covert program called "Asiass". This groups mandate was to keep Asian women prominent in mainstream (prominently hip-hop) culture. After no sustainable results, in 2007, one of the leading researchers saw the video 'Same Girl' by R. Kelly and Usher. The featured character in the music video was an African-American woman that seemed to have Asian features (whether this was due to genetics or makeup was never disclosed). Nonetheless, the booty on this black/Asian looking woman was as they say in the scientific community "banging". The classified organization decided to consult hip-hop and R&B artists from the United States, as the most logical avenue for success. The rest as they say is booty history. My friend, I too have notice over the years an increase in the Banging Asian Bootties (B.A.B.s) in the greater Toronto area. Although the project was conceived over six years ago, in the past two years, I believe this organization has made strides in their application of their research. And I'd like to say: To the betterment of all mankind.
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This person's question was obviously rhetorical, but I felt obligated to answer it. If you have a question or concern that you would like answered; feel free to message me at michael_reid@rogers.com, and from time to time I'll devote a blog to your question.

Thanks and have a great day. :)



Legal Issues:
The term 'B.A.B.', ‘B.A.B.s’, ‘Banging Asian Booty’, 'Banging Asian Bootties' or any derivation of the phrase (Bangin' Asian Booties, Banging Azn Booty, etc...) is protected under copyright. Any use of the term, must be with written consent of TGATMAR, Michael Andrew Reid, and/or any subsidiary.

The real and/or fictional organization ‘Asiass’ neither confirms nor denies the existence of the previously named organization and any such programs; but would welcome any research or ideas to the further development BABs.